HARRISONISMS (OF THE WEEK)

We're still trying to survive a move.  Again let me apologize for withholding the Harrisonisms.  Don't worry though.  They've been in no short supply, and many have been about the "birds and bees".

• "Mommy, could you give me a little napping privacy please?"

• "MOMMY! A package came!  I bet it's filled with money and gizmos!!"

• "Did Daddy ask you before he put my special baby seed in your belly?"

• "How did I get out of your belly anyway?"  

(Me-taking a good long beat to word this correctly) "Well, sweetie...mommies have a special opening that stretches wide so their babies can come out."

(Harrison- holding his hands up in an O shape)  "Was it your vagina?"

(Me-trying not to run away) "...........yes.  (throat clearing) Yes it was."

"OK."

• (upon walking in to see two horses mating on a nature show)  "Well, I've never seen that before."
• (walking in on me peeing)  "Hey there.  I'll just keep you company a little bit."

• "Will you always be my best friend?"

• (while helping me get the house ready to show) "Ooooooooh, these people are just going to LOVE our house."

• "I feel pretty angry and frustrated right now." (sigh)

• (after falling and scraping his knee)  "I'm afraid you're going to have to carry me from now on."

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