We're still trying to survive a move. Again let me apologize for withholding the Harrisonisms. Don't worry though. They've been in no short supply, and many have been about the "birds and bees".
- "Mommy, could you give me a little napping privacy please?"
- "MOMMY! A package came! I bet it's filled with money and gizmos!!"
- "Did Daddy ask you before he put my special baby seed in your belly?"
- "How did I get out of your belly anyway?"
(Harrison- holding his hands up in an O shape) "Was it your vagina?"
(Me-trying not to run away) "...........yes. (throat clearing) Yes it was."
"OK."
- (upon walking in to see two horses mating on a nature show) "Well, I've never seen that before."
- (walking in on me peeing) "Hey there. I'll just keep you company a little bit."
- "Will you always be my best friend?"
- (while helping me get the house ready to show) "Ooooooooh, these people are just going to LOVE our house."
- "I feel pretty angry and frustrated right now." (sigh)
- (after falling and scraping his knee) "I'm afraid you're going to have to carry me from now on."
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