HARRISONISMS (OF THE WEEK)

Ok, so I know I've been completely AWOL for weeks, but we have FINALLY gotten moved into our new house.  Harrison, as usual, has been cracking my ass up so I thought I'd get back on the blogging  horse with some of his latest and greatest.

• Me- "I'd like to cuddle with you Harrison."

          H- "Yeah, well...that's ok with me."       

• (Grandma to Harrison) "See how the stars make an outline?"

           H- "Yes.  It's called a constellation."

• "Hey mom, daddy has brown breasts."

• "Well, I'm not going to make a situation out of it."

• H- "There's a doughnut shop!"

          Me- "How can you tell it's a doughnut shop? "

          

          H- "I guess I'm just clever."

• "You get a sticker mom.  Let's put it right here on this breast."

• "OH  pish posh."

• (Me to daddy)- "Somebody has been asking to play soccer again."

           H- "Yep.  That somebody is me daddy."

• "Mommy, you're my little honey cup."

• "My feelings are bleeding."

• "Can I please have a brother?  Pllllllease???"

• "Are you feeling kind of frisky from your coffee?"